you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
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