But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
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