So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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