But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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