god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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