i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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