There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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