I am in a vortex of obligation.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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