Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
stop calling my apartment porn island.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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