So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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