Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
Someone signed my nipple.
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