Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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