Three words: puerto rican gang bang
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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