they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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