Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
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