You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
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