I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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