the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
We left the knife in your bed.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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