omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Randomize
