Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
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