is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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