i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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