If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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