Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize