Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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