Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Randomize
