I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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