Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
She's not a foreskin expert like you
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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