he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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