I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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