Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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