Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
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