Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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