why didn't you poke me back
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
FUCK WHALES
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