redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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