Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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