If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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