In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
Acid is not a monday night drug
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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