Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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