? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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