He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Randomize
