I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
You can't just leave with hair like that
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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