So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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