Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
