I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
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