Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
it's like that moment that you're driving and realize you're lost except instead of driving i'm just sitting here in my living room drunk, eating a plate of sausages, drinking red wine and just thinking "i'm going to be 28 this year. i know people who are married, with beautiful and well behaved children. where was the wrong turn?"
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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