i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
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You. Win. At. Life.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
We need to feng shui this bitch.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
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