It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
The girls stopped by my apartment. They caught me naked with a nearly empty bottle of vodka in one hand, drawing crop circles in the carpet with the vacuum.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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