Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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