I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I cannot find my penis.
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
Randomize
