shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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