he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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