how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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